Napping with Pepper
How it all starts: Making the bed, Pepper decides to help out, you grab her and hide under the covers. She snuggles in, you realize how warm and cozy she is and fall asleep.
For the first hour: You don’t sleep well because you worry that you’ll roll onto her, or she’ll do her business either in/on the bed or on the floor or that she’ll chew something she shouldn’t in what is normally a forbidden room.
For the second hour: You sleep much better realizing that you were worrying about nothing. However, about 3/4s of the way into it, you start to dream about horribly bad smells. The business worry resurfaces.
At the two hour mark: You wake to immediately find the source of the smell. Pepper is 2 inches from your face, tongue hanging out, and out cold. You make a note of buying doggy toothpaste.
Halfway into the third hour: You wake up at the edge of the bed, seeing the Puppy in the middle, taking up as much as she can. You wonder how a 7 pound puppy could possibly push you to the edge. You then realize that you’ve been sleeping for 2 1/2 hours, and should definately be working. Nap ends.