Trent, Get a Clue
Trent calls…
Trent: Hi, as one of our treasured alumni –
Me: Treasured? You never return my calls.
Trent: We assure you, you’re very important to us. <<Insert stuff about how alumni helps with putting out good programs, making the university pretty, etc. here>>
Trent: … so we’d appreciate your continuted support –
Me: — Continued? –
Trent: — So can I put you down for $1,000?
Me: <<Click>>
Seriously, you never return my calls. You never call when I have money to donate, only when I don’t, and when I do, and call to make said donation to your fund, you don’t return my call in the first place! Sheesh.